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Celebrities ‘too scared to die’ in wake of Savile scandal
Following the ongoing controversy of the Jimmy Savile affair, the days of a celebrity’s death being the ideal way to future-proof their legacy seem firmly to be over, with many famous people now...
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Max Clifford to represent ‘Bob the Butcher’ and ‘Jimmy the Weasel’
As he adjusts to the privations of prison life, Max Clifford has vowed to keep on working, by representing some of the more notorious characters on C-wing. ‘I’d like to get Jimmy on the cover of the...
View ArticleMax Clifford to take 8 years to update his autobiography
By popular request and judge’s order, the ironically infamous PR guru is to spend a ‘little longer than expected’ fleshing out the chapters of his even more ironically titled ‘Max Clifford: Read All...
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Max Clifford’s penis given own cell for protection
Prison officials have confirmed today that Max Clifford’s penis, Justin, has been segregated for his own safety and is undergoing assessment in the prison hospital wing after earlier being spotted...
View ArticleCelebrity prison to be open to the general public
Members of the public will for the first time, be able to visit Britain’s first celebrity prison, viewing feeding and shower times, as well as workshops arranged for celebrity sex offenders and...
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Rosetta to attempt first graffito of a penis in space
Following the initial success of its mission to photograph a comet from close quarters with the Rosetta rocket, the European Space Agency (ESA) has revealed ambitious plans to celebrate with a dazzling...
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Simon Cowell’s new show to find official ‘Best Thing Since Sliced Bread’
Simon Cowell today announced that his latest ITV talent show will for the first time feature inanimate as well as animate objects as he invites the public to vote for the official best thing since...
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